Niste moldoveni la jocurile olimpice. Proba de caiac-canoe. Astia asezati langa mal. Trece echipajul de pe locul 1 ,moment in care moldovenii incep sa strige :
Mu'ie ba!! Chizda matii!! etc.. Nici un raspuns. Trece echipajul de pe locul 2.Moldovenii iar: Sa va fu`tim ma!! M'uii!! Etc..nici un raspuns. Trece echipajul de pe locul 3.Moldovenii striga: M'uii ma! Chizda matii!! Echipajul de pe locul 3 riposteaza: Ba a matii ba!! La care moldovenii exclama extaziati: astia sunt!!! HAI ROMANIA!!!
15 mai 2008
A popular motivational speaker
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said :
- 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!' The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added,
- '... And that woman was my mother!' Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit tipsy after a drink, and he said loudly:
- 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'
His wife went red with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out
- ... And I can't remember who she was!
The morale of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!
- 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!' The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added,
- '... And that woman was my mother!' Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit tipsy after a drink, and he said loudly:
- 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'
His wife went red with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out
- ... And I can't remember who she was!
The morale of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!
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